And that would be to, with mounting excitement, pay my tax demand. Thus ‘they’ take back all the ‘help’ so generously given earlier. Wouldn’t it be more help for this cost of living crisis if tax was reduced for one and all? Stupid idea eh?
Anyhoo, wot was on the news this morning? Forty-two billion in tax not collected. This, of course, will be owed by folk too complicated to be investigated and not us bottom dwellers down here.
In other ‘news’ I see a package{?} has been detected at Heathrow airport showing positive for traces of uranium. Could this be some of our newest bestest ever friends slowly, slowly preparing to make the upcoming coronation celebrations go with a bang?
Quote; John S. Coleman.
”The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.”
So does everything passing through Thiefrow get tested for Uranium?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is a piece of pottery. Maybe a granite statuette. Maybe something from Iraq? A lot of it was sprayed about by our lads.
Cue the Elements Song by Tom Lehrer. Any excuse just to hear it.
Doonhamer,
ReplyDeleteThiefrow; I like that. Blame low wages incoming...
And now I'll give your song suggestion a listen. Thanks.