14 Sept 2022

And Then On And On...

   ...it goes. Are the ‘news’ media really going to replay all ninety six years of the old girls life? Could be, as they’re wringing every last second out of current proceedings right now are they not?
   The main takeaway for me is the seeming requirement for everyone in a crowd that’s gathered to watch a box go by or just waiting for something, is to be holding a smart-telling-bone high above their heads. They’re filming wot will be shaky, fuzzy footage for wot then?
   Other than that, back to TV and we’re all familiar with the countless adverts for funeral insurance plans to ease the cost for those left behind, right? All I can think, as I watch this show unfold day after night after day, is that the old girl must’ve had an absolute doozey of a funeral insurance plan. Sorry? Wot’s that you say? It’s us wot pay? Oh. Seems like the right thing as the family isn’t wot you’d call well off...
   Sleep peacefully Madam, they’ll leave you alone one day.

Quote; Johnny Carson.

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

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