“I empty kitchen cupboards when you in shower,” My little nest of vipers proudly proclaimed, “to see wot we got and wot we not got.”
”Good.” Seemed a reasonable response. “So, what’s in the cupboards then?”
”Nothing.”
”Nothing?” I asked nervously.
“I told you; I empty cupboards. Nothing in cupboards. Cupboards empty now.” Was her exasperated retort.
”Right. Stupid ol’ me. Hay, you find any aspirin in there?”
”Did. Now I done cupboards it look like we got a lot more not got than wot we done got… can take that many aspirin at one go then?”
That was earlier. Below is for later, It being a Friday an’ all.
Not my later you understand. My later kicks in about eight as I’m of an age that if I found myself away from a sofa after eight of an evening I’d probably have a panic attack.
It made me smile all the same……
Quote; Thomas Hardy.
“All her shining keys will be took from her, and her cupboards opened, and things a' didn't wish seen, anybody will see; and her little wishes and ways will all be as nothing.”
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